While standing beside a Slovenian wife.A school teacher asks her class “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies “An eggplant”. “No Johnny” says the teacher “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you?” “No miss” Says Johnny “Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?”A father who is very much concerned about his son’s bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He’s getting “A’s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?” The son explains “when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: this place means business!”A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary. The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand. He said “You grow the hair. “I didn’t have any plans.”“Now you do!” she said with a silly grin.March 30, 1983, West Monroe, Ohio“Good evening, Father Deacon.”“Good evening, Reader Michael.”“Thank you for agreeing to speak with me.“What can I do for you?”“I wanted to apologize to you for my behavior. I’ve already apologized to Natalya Vasilyevna. She and I had a fight and I did something very foolish the next day. There won’t be a repeat. She’s forgiven me, and I hope you’ll do the same.”“You had a disagreement with my daughter, and literally the next day you’re seen kissing another young woman from the church.”“It was a moment of weakness; one which will not be repeated. I’ve already told Janelle Catherine I won’t see her again.”“How does something like this happen, Reader Michael? To behave so inappropriately? To disrespect my daughter, Janelle, and yourself.”“It happened because I am weak, Father Deacon. And I acknowledge that. I’ll speak to Father Nicholas about it when I return to McKinley.”“You want.
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